Non Sequitur Memes 6

Great joy to you all, fellow experiencers of life! It has been too long since I did the meme thing, so I went hunting. This selection has the vague theme of mostly apolitical and positive. Please feel free to share them, or don't, I'm not your supervisor.

I'm all ears might be an understatement.

Never share your password.

Smith and Mr Quackers will be right back after these messages.

If you ever said “I don't think government types could get any dumber,” Virginia just said “hold my beer.”

There are exceptions it seems.

I wonder if her cousin could make me a chair cushion?

My favorite malaphor is “does the pope crap in the woods?”

Always opt out.

“Did you ever see the farmer sheer himself? Makes you wonder…”

Put the fluffy clouds back and nobody gets hurt.

Probably hoards antifreeze for cold days too.

Should have gone with “It's my emotional support gun.”

Dirty, healthy tricks!

Stupid “near email length limit" told me to stop. May your days be Merry and Pippin!