Today, because mail-in voting is allowed, 57 out of 50 9th graders will vote in favor of banning dihydrogen monoxide. And they're using the excuse the Russians ate their homework for not turning in their assignments on time.
Eeeny memey, mimey mo, steal a meme when you go? Theft is a sorrow. So I will borrow. I have no fear, my conscience clear. I will treat them as they were mine. Attribution ain't my line. Burmah shave.
Today, because mail-in voting is allowed, 57 out of 50 9th graders will vote in favor of banning dihydrogen monoxide. And they're using the excuse the Russians ate their homework for not turning in their assignments on time.
Don't forget about the kids dead grand parents. Assuming 50% are still alive, thats another 50 votes.
The first one isn't true, but the rest are funny!
Glad you enjoyed them too!
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The Russians in the hallway got me good !!! Thanks for the laughs
My pleasure and thanks for the restack!
It's the wifey squirrel I'm stealing first!
I'm glad I persisted! Down with Big Squirrel! Funny asside, wifey was how I spelled it first draft.
Eeeny memey, mimey mo, steal a meme when you go? Theft is a sorrow. So I will borrow. I have no fear, my conscience clear. I will treat them as they were mine. Attribution ain't my line. Burmah shave.
Thanks for reading, and for the poem, Dale. I hope more companies borrow Burmah Shave's marketing strategies. Humor sells!